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Want Some?, Part Two (Double-Drabble)

Characters/Pairings: Dee, Ryo, Bikky
Warnings: Sexual innuendo
Timeline: During or after the series
Spoilers: To the whole manga


While Dee was still cursing and trying to clean up in the kitchen, Bikky got the phone and called Ryo, trying to hold back his laughter.

"Hi Ryo, you still at the grocery store?"

"I'm already on my way back home. Why?"

"Oh, I just wanted to warn you 'cause Dee had a little accident in the kitchen! He shook his coke too hard and it exploded all over the place!"

Silence.

"Ryo?"

"Urm, Bikky, could you repeat that? It's quite loud here on the street... He shook his WHAT too hard?!"

"His coke! Why, what did you understand?"

"OH! Coke, of course! I thought you said... No, forget about it. This is getting awkward."

Bikky was confused. Awkward? Something that sounded like "coke"? Wait a sec - Eww! Nasty! Ryo was getting just as dirty-minded as the perv!

"I didn't shake my coke at all!", Dee yelled from the kitchen. "It was all Bikky who did it!"

"Liar!", Bikky yelled back in horror. "I never touched your nasty coke!"

"Well...", Ryo said awkwardly, "That escalated quickly. I'll be home in a few minutes, okay?"

"'kay."

Bikky hung up, wondering how he should ever erase these disturbing images from his mind.


(Author's Notes: Bikky, I know you're traumatized, but you can't deny it was partly your own fault this time!)

Comments

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badly_knitted
Aug. 29th, 2014 11:16 pm (UTC)
Bikky will never learn. I hope Ryo doesn't believe his son's blatant lies. Then again, he's a little distracted by thoughts of Dee's... Well, not a can of coke, obviously, lol!
awieatti
Aug. 30th, 2014 05:44 pm (UTC)
When Dee and Bikky fight, Ryo can never be sure which one of them is telling the truth...
Ryo has a dirty mind, but of course he would never admit that! ;D
badly_knitted
Aug. 30th, 2014 07:53 pm (UTC)
Ryo is learning the joys of having a dirty mind now that Dee has awoken that side of him. I get the feeling that Dee has been kind of a sexual awakening to Ryo who wasn't that interested before.
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