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Drabble #129 - (Not) Joking

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(Not) Joking

Characters/Pairings: Bikky/Carol, some school mates, the headmaster, and basically the whole school
Warnings: The D-word
Timeline: Somewhere during or after the manga
Spoilers: To the whole series


Bikky was bored. The whole school was assembled in the hall, listening to the headmaster's speech about changes at the school. Pure torture!

At least he got to sit next to Carol.

Suddenly Carol's other seatmate handed her a little note. "From Kevin!"

Carol unfolded it and gasped. Curiously, Bikky leaned closer to read the message: "I'd tell you a joke about my dick, but it's too long ;) "

What a bastard! Fuming, Bikky took the note from Carol and scribbled on the backside: "Yo Kevin, I'd tell you a joke about my girlfriend, but you'll never get it!"


(Author's Notes: Now Kevin is in BIG trouble! And we all know that nobody wants Bikky as their enemy!)

Comments

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badly_knitted
Jul. 18th, 2014 10:12 pm (UTC)
Kevin must have a death wish! Or he's too stupid to realise the danger he's just put himself in.
awieatti
Jul. 21st, 2014 06:58 pm (UTC)
Kevin is a bit dumb, that's for sure. Otherwise he would know that Bikky and Carol are inseperable!

Thank you! :)
brit_columbia
Jul. 21st, 2014 09:26 pm (UTC)
Maybe Kevin is new to this school? He's about to learn an important life lesson.
awieatti
Jul. 22nd, 2014 06:48 pm (UTC)
Definitely! But Bikky and Carol will quickly make sure to make some things crystal clear for him :D

Thank you! ^_^
brit_columbia
Jul. 22nd, 2014 10:04 pm (UTC)
Maybe they should introduce him to Bobby, the guy who ended up cowering in a dumpster while Bikky rescued Carol from the gang members. Or what was the name of that guy at camp?

Bikky has no mercy for his rivals!
awieatti
Jul. 22nd, 2014 10:18 pm (UTC)
Haha, nobody stands a chance against Bikky! Not even Dee! Remember how Carol even said Bikky was ten times the man Dee was? Poor Dee! xD
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