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A Bee Or Not A Bee, That's The Question (Double-Drabble)

Characters/Pairings: Dee, Ryo
Warnings: Silliness
Timeline: During the manga
Spoilers: To the whole series


"Ryo, let's eat our lunch somewhere else."

"Why? It's nice here - we have a park bench, sunshine..."

"And a wasp." Dee glared daggers at the little insect buzzing through the air.

"Dee, that's not even a wasp, it's a honeybee. Those are pretty harmless", Ryo explained with a smile and sat down. "It'll only sting you if it feels really threatened - ow!" He abruptly jumped up again, almost dropping his lunch in the process.

"But that's a wasp, right?" Dee pointed at the little creature flying away from the spot where Ryo had just tried to sit down.

"Yeah, definitely. Ouch", Ryo grimaced. He would certainly not sit down for a while.

"Looks like you threatened it with your butt."

"Apparently."

"Just so you know, I would never sting you if you did that to me..." Suddenly Dee realized what he was saying and grinned. "Or maybe I would!"

Ryo groaned in embarrassment. "Okay, too much information! Now cut it out and let's find another place to eat before our food gets cold."

"Aye aye, Captain Butthurt!"

"I'm not butthurt, I'm just -"

"Yes, you are. Literally."

Ryo didn't know how to respond to that. After all, Dee had a point.


(Author's Notes: The prompt for this drabble was Honeybee, provided by my favourite prompt machine aka my sister. Yeah, she gives me weird prompts, and I love it! xD )

Comments

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badly_knitted
Jul. 6th, 2014 09:09 pm (UTC)
Ouch! Poor Ryo, he should have looked before he sat! He'll be a laughing stock when Dee tells everyone that Ryo can't sit down because he sat on a wasp, lol! And you just know Dee WILL tell everyone.
brit_columbia
Jul. 7th, 2014 01:48 am (UTC)
Dee will tell everyone, but the Commissioner will refuse to believe it was really a wasp. He'll just make insinuating comments about why HE thinks Ryo's butt is too sore to sit down.
awieatti
Jul. 7th, 2014 05:59 am (UTC)
Haha, poor Ryo! He doesn't deserve this xD

Thank you! :)
badly_knitted
Jul. 7th, 2014 10:49 am (UTC)
Rose is not as subtle as he seems to think he is. The only reason he got away with as much as he did was because Ryo was so oblivious.
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