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Drabble #106 - Autocorrect

Characters/Pairings: Dee, Ryo
Warnings: NSFW
Timeline: I could say after vol. 7... But no, let's make this extra-embarrassing and set it during the manga! ;D
Spoilers: Not really


Life wasn't fair.

While Ryo spent his free day with the brats, Dee was stuck at work. The Chief hadn't allowed him to take the day off too because the precinct was understaffed. Understaffed, my ass! Nothing ever happened on Sundays, anyways!

yo ryo, he texted him, whatcha doing?

Ryo replied immediately:
we're at a pond right now
the kinks are feeding the ducks :)
stupid autocorrect
the *KIDS are feeling the decks
*fleeing the dorks
*fighting the dicks
omg
*flirting dandelions
what?!
ok i'm getting fisted
FRUSTRATED!!!
argh!!


Dee almost fell off his chair laughing. i love ur phone!!


(Author's Notes: Leave it to Ryo – or rather, his phone – to make Dee's day a whole lot better! :D )

Comments

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badly_knitted
Jun. 25th, 2014 09:52 am (UTC)
I don't text (I can barely use my phone as a phone, lol), but I love autocorrect. Heeeee! I can just see Ryo being driven mad by his phone!

(Damn you autocorrect is one of my favourite time-wasting sites)
awieatti
Jun. 25th, 2014 11:05 am (UTC)
I don't text very often either (because I barely use my phone at all, lol!) but when I do, I never use autocorrect. I tried it once and never again xD

Same here! I spent so much time lately just looking up autocorrect fails and laughing until I cried. They are just too funny!

Thank you! :D
brit_columbia
Jun. 26th, 2014 01:47 am (UTC)
Oh no, Ryo, don't get fisted!
awieatti
Jun. 26th, 2014 03:07 pm (UTC)
Better not, Dee might get jealous! :D Poor Ryo is so embarrassed now... xD

Thank you! ^_^
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