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Chinese Whispers (Sequel to "Inappropriate")

Characters/Pairings: Dee, Ryo, Ted, JJ, and basically the whole NYPD
Warnings: Dark humour
Timeline: During or after the manga
Spoilers: None


"Do you have a tissue?", Ryo whispered.

Dee shook his head and nudged Ted who stood beside him. "Got a tissue?"

"Nope, sorry. But I'll ask JJ", he murmured back. "Hey, JJ..."

The whispering went on and on like this until someone in the row nodded, pulled something out of his pocket and handed it back along the line.

When the item finally made it into Dee's hand, he nearly lost it again. "Ted, I said tissue, not cashew!"

Ted shrugged apologetically, "Chinese whispers, man."

"Better hide the nut", Ryo hissed, eyeing it nervously, "before it attracts the bird again!"


(Author's Notes: I can't believe this is already my 100th drabble, wow! Thanks to everyone who is reading them, especially to those of you who write comments and reviews! You rock! ^_^ )

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badly_knitted
Jun. 19th, 2014 07:08 pm (UTC)
*falls off bed laughing* That'll be a lot of help!

Poor Dee, his self-control is being severely tested. I bet once they get out of there Dee's going to lose it and he'll set Ryo off until they're laughing so hard they can't breathe!

Congratulations on your 100th! Drabble, that is! May there be many more!
awieatti
Jun. 19th, 2014 08:48 pm (UTC)
If the stupid pigeon decides to come back, Ryo is doomed! ;D

People will be so weirded out by two laughing guys coming from a funeral. They'll all ask themselves if they are on crack or something and keep their distance, just in case! xD

Thank you! I hope I'll never run out of ideas ^_^
brit_columbia
Jun. 19th, 2014 09:21 pm (UTC)
If the bird comes back, they're all going to be glad they're wearing hats! Seagulls regularly poo on people where I live. It happened to me a few times, although I've had some spectacular misses. Ryo has my sympathy!

So is this the final drabble then? If so, I've enjoyed them.
awieatti
Jun. 20th, 2014 09:18 pm (UTC)
Oh dear! xD I think I've gotten hit by bird poo once or twice in my life, but not that regularly.

Even if the bird poo hit "only" Ryo's clothes, he'll feel the urgent need to take a shower when he gets home. Dee is already starting to look forward to some shower fun (and now he has to fight a totally inappropriate grin as well).

Well, concerning the "Pigeon poo drabble series", this is probably the last part (unless I come up with another idea), but I'm not going to stop writing drabbles altogether. So I hope you'll continue to enjoy my upcoming drabbles! ^_^
brit_columbia
Jun. 20th, 2014 11:31 pm (UTC)
I thought you were only going to 100 drabbles and then you were going to stop. But I'm happy that you didn't!
awieatti
Jun. 21st, 2014 02:00 pm (UTC)
Nope, I'm not quitting yet - and I hope I won't have to stop anytime soon. As long as the ideas keep coming... :D
brit_columbia
Jun. 21st, 2014 10:27 pm (UTC)
That's the good thing about drabbles. You take the characters with you as you go through your daily life, so you can get ideas from practically anywhere. If you're in a grocery store, it's like Dee and Ryo are shopping right alongside you! Or if you're brushing your teeth, you can imagine Carol and Bikky brushing their teeth too and elbowing each other (and you) out of the way of the sink. If you go to the hairdresser, JJ walks in beside you and demands the royal treatment.

I'm glad you're keeping going with your drabbles. I enjoy them every day!
awieatti
Jun. 22nd, 2014 08:57 pm (UTC)
That's true! Somehow they're always with me, wherever I go :D

Yay! I'm glad that you enjoy the drabbles, that means I'm doing a good job :) And it's just another reason to keep going! :D
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