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Drabble #99 - Inappropriate


Characters/Pairings: Dee, Ryo, a priest, the whole NYPD... and a certain animal
Warnings: Dark humour
Timeline: During or after the manga
Spoilers: None

It happened at a police funeral, of all places. While the priest spoke his prayers at the grave, the whole NYPD stood assembled in their dress blues to do honour to their deceased colleage.

And suddenly, this aura of utmost gravity was disturbed by a pigeon shitting right on Ryo's shoulder.

Ryo winced but somehow managed to keep a straight face. Dee, however, nearly burst out laughing at the sight. Oh no! Not now!

He bit his tongue, thinking: Don't laugh! Don't laugh!, until he rather looked like he was about to cry.

Well, at least that was more appropriate.

(Author's Notes: Well, apparently that pigeon found the NYPD really shitty. Don't you dare laugh!)


( 4 comments — Leave a comment )
Jun. 19th, 2014 03:04 am (UTC)
Dee, buddy, careful with the tongue! Like I said before, you might need it later.
Jun. 19th, 2014 12:11 pm (UTC)
Dee will gladly sacrifice his tongue if it means not to burst out into totally inappropriate laughter, haha! (Oh, he will regret that decision later on...)

Thank you! :D
Jun. 19th, 2014 01:41 pm (UTC)
Pigeons have no sense of decorum. In fact, Pigeons have no sense at all. Dumbest birds ever.

I'm not surprised Ryo managed to stay calm, but I'm amazed Dee managed not to laugh! Biting your own tongue hurts though, I wouldn't recommend it.
Jun. 19th, 2014 05:34 pm (UTC)
That pigeon didn't even realize it did anything wrong... xD

It's all a question of willpower, lol! Let's all take a minute and express sympathy for Dee's poor abused tongue.

Thank you! :D
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